2005-09-29

Misc - Java Poem by José Palmeiro

All Java programs start with Main,
Nevertheless they don't smell like Gain

The Garbage Collecting is part of Gain's job,
as Duke is just a stupid dirty fog

Fog is an amount of droplets,
As J2EE is an amount of servlets,
One is water vapor suspended in the air,
and the other is messy code suspended in the contain(air),

All this products are dirty, heavy, and hard to breed,
Therefore, all powerless to Gain's cleaning greed.

As with Struts all applications complexity grows,
With Gain all Java complex application flows.

inspired by : http://www.gainlaundry.com/site/index.html (so he says...)